(i only say that because yesterday he was like you should introduce me to people as your obese boyfriend and i introduce u as my concubine)
it’s fun walking around with this man because sometimes he’s reminded like omg, you live like this, and then we r strolling around, a sloppy underdressed white tranny and an obese gay indian intermittently slapping her ass,
youtube ads lmao theyre like we have determined you are a tran due to your music listening habits now please bring your attention to this important message about the danger of the tran
fb memory from 8 years ago is ‘i would like to give a warm round of applause to kisses for being so pleasant n delightful’
i think she should be more celebrated and beloved :(
Uncredited cover art to Julian Barnes’ ‘A History of the World in 10½ Chapters.’
yaaay im taking a week and a half off work at the end of the month :> and theres a bunch of good shows coming up and a big kiki ball and i might go to a cottage and there’s some plan to get a promotional free ride on the city’s new light rail system and have a dinner date w his mom. wahoo
*Goes too a hall of mirrors*
*Stands infront off a mirror that make your look demonic*
hm nothing, changed.
*walks in frant of a mirror that make your look tall and laughs like a baby yoshi*